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Posted 2004-10-29, 12:09 PM in reply to Raziel's post starting "Rebel, you need Icy Hot. It's a pain..."
Raziel said:
Rebel, you need Icy Hot. It's a pain relief gel you can buy in the supermarket. Upon contact, it heats up your flesh and numbs it at the same time. On an area of your body as sensitive as your sack, it would hurt like crazy.
Yah, I would know. Trust me, it SUCKS.

I was putting it on my quads after a rather brutal cross country race and I managed to get some on my sack. I ended up running into the shower with my clothes on trying to get the pain to stop. It burns like no other.


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2004-10-29, 02:00 PM in reply to PureRebel's post starting "*cough* sure *cough* of course u havent."
Why don't you try something like this:

http://www.penismightier.com/eod/bodyslam.wmv

Looks like they are having oodles of fun. You can too!
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Posted 2004-10-29, 06:27 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post starting "Why don't you try something like this:..."
omfg.. those dudes r even dumber than me, theres no way im doing that..

i ahve another idea!

the human catapult, where me and my friends build a big catapult, and shoot me out of it, in2 the river near my house
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Posted 2004-10-29, 06:40 PM in reply to PureRebel's post starting "omfg.. those dudes r even dumber than..."
PureRebel said:
omfg.. those dudes r even dumber than me, theres no way im doing that..

i ahve another idea!

the human catapult, where me and my friends build a big catapult, and shoot me out of it, in2 the river near my house
And they are dumber than you HOW???


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2004-10-29, 11:25 PM in reply to PureRebel's post starting "omfg.. those dudes r even dumber than..."
Do it into a pit of mud. A river is nothing exciting.
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Posted 2004-10-29, 11:29 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "Do it into a pit of mud. A river is..."
the only pit of mud we have near my house is a quarry which is almos dried up, its just all soft thick plates of mud, with all mud under it, but theres 1 bad thing, there is all barbed wire thru it :S
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Posted 2004-10-29, 11:31 PM in reply to PureRebel's post starting "the only pit of mud we have near my..."
Omg!!1111 Babrd Wier 4 Teh Win!!1111
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Posted 2004-10-29, 11:56 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "Omg!!1111 Babrd Wier 4 Teh Win!!1111"
i dunno bout this man.. coz if i puncture my nuts i wont know who to blame.. or if i get it wrapped around em and i drown in teh mud!!!elleven
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Posted 2004-10-30, 12:03 AM in reply to PureRebel's post starting "i dunno bout this man.. coz if i..."
PureRebel said:
i dunno bout this man.. coz if i puncture my nuts i wont know who to blame.. or if i get it wrapped around em and i drown in teh mud!!!elleven
If you puncture your nuts doing something stupid then you'll be to "blame."
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Posted 2004-10-30, 12:43 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "If you puncture your nuts doing..."
but...but...but.... damn u!
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