Rebel, you need Icy Hot. It's a pain relief gel you can buy in the supermarket. Upon contact, it heats up your flesh and numbs it at the same time. On an area of your body as sensitive as your sack, it would hurt like crazy.
Yah, I would know. Trust me, it SUCKS.
I was putting it on my quads after a rather brutal cross country race and I managed to get some on my sack. I ended up running into the shower with my clothes on trying to get the pain to stop. It burns like no other.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
the only pit of mud we have near my house is a quarry which is almos dried up, its just all soft thick plates of mud, with all mud under it, but theres 1 bad thing, there is all barbed wire thru it :S