At what age did you start masturbating?

Backstreet? As in the Backstreet Boys? Or were they called Backstreet Boys? I can't remember. Too long ago. Oh well, where's my trumpet gone? I'm in the mood for a good polish. I'm gonna polish till it glows in the dark. Oh yeah.

I'm gonna polish your dick until it squirts cum...in the dark.

No mantra. Bad mantra. I'm talking about trumpets.

Btw, I've got a set of pipes that need blowing, do you wanna try?

Lenny you know he is gay right? And he isn't kidding he is being serious... I am just giving you the heads up...



I am jacking off right now!

Well, even if I am gay, which I am, there's still no threat to him, since it's the Internet.

It's only fun when you share it!

You mean teh cum?

I'm only messing you know. Comes with being a Trumpet player. All the sexual jokes about trumpets etc.

Btw, mantra, you wanna lick the mouthpiece? It doesn't work properly if it isn't wet.

No is company policy. Start liking it.







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Fuck... what IS in my wallet?

My wallet is kinda empty. I'm broke and hating it. I've even lost my cards. God dammit.

back to topic: 11yo i think... not too sure

edit: WHO THE FUCK VOTED 17+ ??????

Well it wasn't me. I haven't voted.

Great comment from someone today. We asked him if he wanked, and him being touchy on the subject, blatantly denying that he does, whenever we've asked him, said:

"I don't wank that often" before realising what he said. It was kinda amusing. My other friend there nearly choked on his lunch he was laughing so much.