Guys, I just got the most bizarre e-mail ever

Don't just do cookies. Bake brownies and a cake that you can cut up into squares. Depending on where you live if you can make a peach cobbler, you could seriously rake in some cash that way.

I want brownies, now...

Make some and sell them. Buy a headset. Then we'll go from there. Do not eat the brownies. But do frost them with vanilla and chocolate icing. Maybe strawberry if you want to be odd, but delicious in demeanor.

Do they make blueberrie icing?

I don't think they do, but more than likely you could find a recipe FOR it online and make it yourself. It'd drive the value of the brownies.

move to cali and sell weed brownies, you'll make more money.

True... how much to get from Illinois to California?

True... how much to get from Illinois to California?

probably about 5-6 trucker blowjobs. idk, ask thanatos he knows exactly.

Network with people out there. Save up about $800-1500 and then get a ticket and see if your networking paid off enough that someone'll let you move in with them.

Makes sense. Would take a while, but I'm sure it would work. I know a girl who's going to college there, so it would be cool to hang with her.

Kiss her ass a little and make yourself the most awesome fagbot friend a girl could want.

Way ahead of you. I'm gonna see if we have any games in common, so we can hang on PSN. Easiest way in the world to get to be hommies, IMO.

*Homies. Hommies are something you get in the back alley behind IHOP.

What's a hommie, then??? D:

Work ong etting a headset ASAP. The guy e-mailed me wondering if I even received word from him.

Oh, right!
All the talk about california, I forgot why I was going.

Wait, we should get Mantra to do this.

Do you really want to hear Carlos Mencia with a lisp?



*edit: George Lopez with a lisp


*edit: Cheech Marin with a lisp


*edit: Antonio Banderez with a lisp


*edit: DO YOU REALLY WANNA HEAR RICKY MARTIN DO THIS SHIT?

I could easily forgive that for the simple fact that some of the shit Mantra comes up with is so outrageously hilarious.

Mantra is merely the human anachronization of the something awful forums, an amalgamation of collective internet wit