Hotel Soap Saga

Yep, 2 by 4s...

They come in little paper wrappers...very annoying when you use them...and they last for ages!!

Probably because you can't bear to use them and use your own instead...

That's like having 71 Game Boy Micros.

Gameboy micro!? WTFHAX?

I read about it in Game Informer. Apparently Nintendo is coming out with something called a 'Game Boy Micro', which is supposed to be the size of an iPod mini. I think it is cartridge-based also.

They are indeedy bringing one out...

Now we can loose our gameboys and not find them for another couple of hours!! The fun!!

They're so small that at E3, the GBM's were actually physically wired to the booth babes that Nintendo had displaying them. You can see the cords if you look closely

Yay, booth babes!

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1inch x 2inch screen?

How in God's name are you supposed to see what you're playing?!!

You'll be looking at little characters half a centimetre high and a few millimetres wide...

They need to implant a vibration device so they can double as a pocket rocket.

That would make sales skyrocket.

They need to implant a vibration device so they can double as a pocket rocket.

You'd better patent that idea.