Papa Johns or Dominos or Pizza Hut or Little Ceasars

Papa John's, because of the previously mentioned garlic sauce.

Papa Johns but not because of the garlic sauce. Just because it owns hardcore.

Yeah man, Papa Johns is <snip> shit.

Corrected...

Eh their pizza isn't inedible, but it sure as hell is NO Little cesars. Their breadsticks and cheese sauce own though.

The breadsticks are all I really eat from Papa John's. I actually have no recollection of what their pizza tastes like.

I used to like Little Caesars back in the day when my uncle worked there and he'd give us free pizzas.

But Papa John's is the shit becuase of their garlic sauce. When your done eating their cardboard pizza, you can use the end for dipping into sauce, its teh shiznit.

I would just devour all the breksticks and then snipe everybody's discarded crusts after they were finished. Bam, sucka!

I wonder if I could find the Papa warehouse and order a few cases of Garlic sauce.... hmmm...

Seriously, they should package and sell that shit. Like Tony Roma's does with their barbeque sauce. It would sell like hotcakes.

The breadsticks are all I really eat from Papa John's. I actually have no recollection of what their pizza tastes like.

Slightly toasted ass. Onna stick.

I do have to admit the Garlic Sauce does own though.

Well, that doesn't help at all! I've never been priveleged enough to toast someone's ass and then eat it. Maybe I'll have to order a Papa John's pizza just to see what that ass-on-a-stick flavor tastes like...

It's less messy that way. It also provides the benefit of not having to waste the gas by running down a pedestrian with your car. Gas is expensive!

Maybe I could convince my drummer, Jeff, to sacrifice a slice of butt-cheek for the purposes of skewering on a stick and roasting to perfection. He's got plenty of ass to go around, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

Hah. But then people would know you've had a piece of 'dat ass'.

I could then creep him out eternally by claiming that I have a piece of him inside me ...forever. Wahahaha!!!

Him and the rest of this forum

Um... no.

You'd have his ass coming out of your ass in a few days (I demand you suffer a mental image)...

Why does this remind me of Jay's "You are the ones who are the ball-lickers" rant from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?

yah papa john's garlic sauce is good but i dont like them just because of that i like their pizza too

How about Cinnastix? Sure Papa John's reigns supreme when it comes to pwn garlic sauce... but I think the Dominoes Cinnastix are better than Papa John's.

Speaking of Tony Roma's (pwn), my aunt is just about a step down from CEO of the company that owns that chain, along with other restaurant chains like Burger King (sick).

Burger King's angus burgers own though. Hands down.