Jump off a bridge. The second you hit the ground you're dead, so it will cause no pain.
zeal311 said:
What if you lived? I do believe that would hurt like a son-of-a-bitch.
If you live then it's attempted suicide, not suicide. So wheter or not it's painful if you survive is irrelevant to the question at hand. =)
As for painless suicides, what about injecting air into the blood stream? I know it kills you quickly, but is it painful at all?
A guilotine (spelling?) probably isn't too painful at all, since it's somewhat quick and severs your head starting at the back where the spinal column is. =D
I use to be a shoe shinner now I sip Aunt Jamima, I go to sleep in Europe and wake back up in China. CLUB 977 The 80's Channel!!!!! -winamp radio is heaven on earth
Simple the only surefire way to die a slow painless death. find a garage with a car, close all the windows and doors get into the car and listen to some tunes. (unless you don't know shit about cars you'll know what happens)
don't stop war otherwise the end will never come
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If you rig an atomic bomb with a 10-second timer, initiate the countdown and then kill yourself before it blows, is that still mass murder, or just a suicide followed by complications after dying. A suicide bomber gets blown to bits before the shock wave from his/her bomb hits other people and kills them. I doubt "instant" suicide is possible, the key is to find a way that kills you faster than your nerve signals are able to respond.
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OMG, I swear to God, that actually looks really good. Maybe I'm crazy, but I love Jager, and Everclear is just brutal, but with the Jolt Cola killing the Everclear bad taste, that could be stupendous! I'm seriously gonna get those ingrediants and try them out one night, possibly tonight.
Its usually found in jungle juice with ice blocks at parties. Just beware of the herpes on the ice from the over usage of sluts slobbing knob and putting their mouths at the end.... I usually put my fingers in front of lip to avoid any type of lip to ice contact. Pussies make jungle juice with Vodka.