Name: Eric (Everett) Carmichael
DOB: 9/24/88
Age: 14 (if u cant count)
website: (soon to be) insolence9.com
Hobbies: Shwanking to hot asian porn, designing web pages, 'partyboying'
Sports: Baseball
Goals in Life: (in order of importance)
1) Lead graphics designer of some big movie company
2) Bang a hot porn star, who isnt passed out

3) Take a dump on my asshole neighbors lawn
4) Break my leg/arm/collar bone doing a jackass-type stunt
5) Buy a drumset, play it for 3 weeks, than never play it again, driving my parents to the brink of homicidal insanity.