Story time.

Honestly, I think a better way of doing this would be for each person to add 5 words, but put the 5 words wherever they want in the story. That way the story changes more from one post to the next, and there's more room for hilarity through clever changes.

Excellent idea! I shall begin, but let's not limit it to 5 words, let's limit it to a complete sentence so there aren't any incomplete sentences in the middle of the story waiting for someone to finish.

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. She was tired, but ready for a smoke. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS, which made everyone lose the game. The game was an intense, mentally challenging outlet for Skurai's drive to be better than horrible but not quite terrible. But Jesus was there to put a stop to all of this nonsense, so he decided