At what age did you start masturbating?

Summertiiiiiime.... and the livins easy... what?

Summertime, great song. I can play it on my trumpet as well.

"Hmm, must go polish my trumpet, and give it a good blow. It's as dirty as hell and as cold as a winters eve. Oh shit, I just scratched the bell end. Oh look, I've been blowing it for so long some water is dripping out the end..."

Extract from: "A Day in the Life of a Trumpet Player".

Here's a quote from a classic song I like:

Everybody......Rock your body........Everybody........Rock your body right! Backstreet's back alright!

Backstreet? As in the Backstreet Boys? Or were they called Backstreet Boys? I can't remember. Too long ago. Oh well, where's my trumpet gone? I'm in the mood for a good polish. I'm gonna polish till it glows in the dark. Oh yeah.

I'm gonna polish your dick until it squirts cum...in the dark.

No mantra. Bad mantra. I'm talking about trumpets.

Btw, I've got a set of pipes that need blowing, do you wanna try?

Lenny you know he is gay right? And he isn't kidding he is being serious... I am just giving you the heads up...



I am jacking off right now!