So now I'm even easier to notice.

I know no straight men who would carry an Alice in Wonderland tote bag. In fact, I'll go so far as to say I know no straight men who would carry a tote bag. I already knew you were slightly feminine, but upon reading this thread I had to double check your profile because for a few minutes there, I thought you may be a girl and I just hadn't read enough of your mind-numbing posts to realize it yet.

For the record, I don't think you're an authentic Zelaron member. I think you're either an existing or pre-existing member who made this account called "Skurai" just to post shit that's so ridiculous it will create activity.

Hmmm, interesting theory.

My money would be on Mantralord.