So now I'm even easier to notice.

...

I'm not 12... I'm 16. And Vice President of the 11th grade.

And I'm straight, and doing just fine with it.
Why is it that liking classic lit. makes people assume I'm gay, or something?

Pretty sure you're both gay and a pedophile.

I'm pretty sure your hair is alive.

It's possible.

You know, we haven't had a picture of you yet. I demand one of you with your bag.

On that subject, we haven't had one from Mdselectr yet, and as for Grav, well...

You want a picture of me? $10

Eep!
No,no,no! Get that soul stealer away! No pictures, please!

Like I said before: queer.

Nuh-uh!
The male body is gross!

Fucking closeted queer.

I'm not gay!
And you're one to talk, dickmonger!

See, since I am gay, I can find other gay people easily. It's called "gaydar". Queer.

I actually think he's serious, too.

See, since I am gay, I can find other gay people easily. It's called "gaydar". Queer.

Can gaydar even work over the internet? I don't think it extends that far...

Of course it does, it's gaydar...

Well... he needs to get it checked, 'cuz I ain't gay! Or a pedofiles! Or transexual, or confused, bicurious, or bisexual.

He shows classic signs of denial and even some slight signs of being offended, yet we've seen him with a manpurse and an abnormal love of anime.

He's a queer.

Skurai, just so you know... if you are gay, it's fine. We're not going to judge you because you're a faggot.

We're going to judge you because you're a mentally retarded faggot.

*Begins reading post*

Skurai, just so you know... if you are gay, it's fine. We're not going to judge you because you're a faggot.

*Begins feeling offended*

We're going to judge you because you're a mentally retarded faggot.

LMAO!!!!! Ooooohhhh shit!

*Sends to everyone on myspace*

Know how I know you're gay?

*Sends to everyone on myspace*