How to be Awesome.

Ok I can already tell you won't be able to write this guide. Just stop now. Please. Here I will do it for you: Different Chapters! 1/7 The Basics Fuck the basics, this aint no term paper. 2/7 Awesomeness at work This one depends on your job. Obviously a school janitor can never be awesome at work. So if your job has a history of being lame... get a new job. Awesome jobs include but are not limited too: Fighter Pilot, Cage Fighter, Tornado Chaser, Bounty Hunter, Bull Fighter, Porn Star... etc 3/7 When and Where to be Awesome Too Much awesome can get lame. If you learned a sweet move for whatever awesome extreme sport your do, doing the same trick over and over and over gets tiresome. So learn to channel your awesome, and hit people in burst. Don't be awesome on the shitter. Always be awesome in bed. 4/7 Awesome annihilation I don't know where the skurai guy was heading with this one.... Awesome people learn to defeat their foes without killing them. Remember the awesome job of being a Bounty Hunter? Well usually the reward is more for the living. (Bin Laden not included) 5/7 Awesome Achievements That japanese guy that showed the world a skinny guy can win eating contest consitently. Thats an awesome achievement. Dane Cook's comedy shows.... not so much. 6/7 Awesome Rebellion Rebels are so 80/90's You want to be awesome in new an exciting ways. Save someone from a burning house as opposed to rebeling against your bills. 7/7 How to Turn Fail into Win (suckiness into awesomeness) Lil Wayne said it best. You gotta have Swagga. Pull that off and any lame situation can be turned into the shit.

Hey... Fuck you.