Witch Burnings

mjordan2nd, you are wrong. You didn't eat parts of me. I'm still completely intacted. I'm also very much alive. I'm amazed I'm not actually burned at the stake. Oh I forgot, they can't do that anymore. Thanks to the "Bill of Rights". I have a freedom of religion. Dang, and they also stoped burning witches at the stake or killing them period since the whole witch hunt at Salem. Dang, you all are out of luck.

Oh, they may not kill witches anymore. I, however, still do. And it's not at the steak either. It's at the end of a machete. Or from the barrel of my fo-fo.

I'm Black Jesus, and I approve of this message.