buying english versions of rm2k3

rmxp can go suck balls.(no offense to those who love it) i want to buy rm2k3 so that i can unquestionably legally make a game and present it to nintendo when and if i get a job there(and even if i dont) and get my game (if they like it) into a game everyone can play without worrying if they'll get caught by the police or whatever(i still have my doubts of if its illegal or not) and i can get some money along w/ it. i might just go and write my own game in C++ or something and use the graphics on the internet to produce it. that way its completely legal and stuff. as to the fact that it was never released in english, all i can say to it is:... "D'OH!" and "DANG IT!"..... o well