The Bible: The Middle Testament; The Four Books of Lenny

Nope. No crack for Lenny. Also, the whole underlying point of this, is that the jokes and correct. Put in the correct jokes, and it make it seem more....normal, for want of a better word. If you out in wrong jokes like: "Get me an Alligator sandwich - and make it quick." then it makes it abnormal, as it is wrong. Also, it makes it funnier because it is wrong. Anyway, on to the final installment in this thrilling saga:

The Fourth Book of Lenny..........

And God came [unto] Lenny in a fourth dream and revealed the fourth joke of the age.
And Lenny was heard to mutter: "Ha ha, Dom the Worm."
And Lenny laughed himself to death.
And so ended the Legacy of the Big-Nose.
And thus the fourth joke of the age was never again spoken by mortal lips.
And the people had to make do with 'Danny the Ginger' instead.
And thus ended the Religious Age of the Jokes.



THE END.



There is a fifth book in which Lenny is brought back to life and tortured for giving the people 'Danny the Ginger' as the fourth joke, but it is still in development purgatory - the reason he is tortured is because Danny is one of the Three Gods.


In fact, I would be interested to read your versions of the Fifth Book of Lenny.......

and I may end up posting the real one.