Theory on the earthquake of today

In Soviet Russia, road forks you!

i live about an hour and a half from chicago :-O

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

And you aren't?

Go carve pentagrams into your arms.

rofl k_a. shinto sucks, and he needs to be stopped.

earthquakes suck, we had a small one out here a little while back. just south of the ohio border.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Sorry to be off-topic, but that's so funny, I have to ask. I can't remember where that's from... So... Where?

It's from the Simpsons, Bob.

Who says it? Episode number? Bleh... I still can't picture who said it. I can hear the voice tho...

Three numbers isn't nearly enough to say anything reasonable, even if the numbers are 1,2,3.

I am quite adept at throwing together crazy theories. On my first plane flight after 9/11 I was paranoid as fuck, I was in 8th grade I believe at the time. I heard about all kinds of coincidences about 9/11 and the date and the flight numbers and stuff like that. I eventually formulated enough conspiracy theory to as why my flight was going down to fill about 3 pages. I saw some middle easterener guys on the plane and I got really scared, but seeing as I am here, nothing bad happened.