From: Katie Subject: Hello, my dear!

Aloha, dear! I am flexible, open minded and very easy going www.oopsitslove.net/ I have a great heart. I love to travel I enjoy discovering new places, people, wine etc. I enjoy the active lifestyle. I like discovering new things and new places. I like to spend my free time with my friends. I am very passionate about cooking and fine dining. I enjoy music, dancing and watching films. I am looking for a man who understands the importance of trust, honesty, communication, integrity, and he respects himself. I’m looking for sincere, caring, cheerful and generous man. The one, who will be able to complete and support me in everything. Someone, who is willing to work at our future together, sharing our deepest thoughts and dreams. If any of the above mentined interests you like than let’s talk! Katyusha

My response:

How about, you suck on my dick and then we never talk again. (Unless of course you want to suck on it again, but that doesn't require much talking.) If not, fuck off and die.

99% sure she's fake. If not then I hope either 1. She wants to suck on my penis, or 2. Her plane crashes on her way to come suck on my penis.