When Lennies get bored...Vol II.

A new day, a new bed-hairstyle, a new Book of Lenny.

I've taken t'other 'un out of quotes because it doesn't work for some people. So this one ain't in quotes neither.

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The Sixth Book of Lenny (Lenther 12 - 41)

And the Reincarnated Lenny was told by [Mr.] Bob that a minus pH was impossible.
And Lenny argued with Mr. Bob.
And Mr. Bob gave Lenny a Chemistry lesson.
And Lenny laughed.
And Mr. Bob said: "OK then smartass, make a -pH acid."
And Lenny said: "OK, I will."
And Lenny walked up the stairs to a Lab.
And in the Lab, Lenny failed to make a -pH acid.
And Mr. Bob laughed.
And Lenny ran out in a huff.
And Lenny stood on a rather large thumbtack.
And the thumbtack stuck in his foot.
And Lenny hopped around, trying to get it out.
And he hopped towards the stairs.
And Lenny fell down the stairs.
And he fell down a floor.
And then another.
And a third.
And he fell on a poor orphan girl.
And the poor orphan girl broke his fall.
And Lenny was unharmed but from a rather large thumbtack still in his foot.
And then the little orphan girl stood up.
And there was much rejoicing.
And the little orphan girl said "You monster you fell on me".
And the little orphan girl smacked Lenny in the face.
And there was much rejoicing.
And so it was that which was the Sixth Book of Lenny.


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