Welcome to my world. Exit wounds ahead?

Paradise gone or paradise lost? It's a question we all ask the supreme soul every day, yet none of the filthy rats that inhabit this filthy rock understand. Speaking of filthy, there's a dirty glass shard in my ice cream...not that I care, I'm a big fan of sharks...shards....shade. Shadey madness is not without it's doubt, but without TV, where would we die? IN A COFFIN? No you fucking cunt, we don't die in coffins, we die of lack of self-respect. No, I run this show, sit your ass down...there's a dildo under the seat for entertainment...use it or lose it, pal. The pleasures of constriction, the pleasures of self pleasuring and the pleasures of lack of pleasure...where does it end? Where the rectum ends. Morally decaying but I'm still here...where are you, and what have you done with my ice cream? You're the one who's been stealing it, that I'm sure. Though I can never be 200% sure of anything, due to lack of universal capacity or otherwise, I'm never certain. What is this...a smudge!? Clean it...CLEAN IT. CLEAN IT WITH YOUR TONGUE OH YOU DIRTY BOY. While you're at it make yourself useful and do my taxes you liar. Make me another bowl of Sweet Sensation. NO!!! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT POISONING ME??!? DO YOU NEED A READING AID?? What...you lost your hearing aid? Well, forgiven. Thanks for the Creamy Delight. Enjoyable, yet orgasmic...to the point of painful explosion. Ah, another Grav thread...this time it's about giant lard of beef or whatever the hell the kids are up to these days with their 'death smack' and shit. Get out of my mind and my ears you filthy manimal...stay away from my pet rat...stay away from my fridge...and worst of all, polish your shoes. I can't stand the sight of dull worn out footwear, gives me the frills and chills. Oh look a fly...chasing shacing casing tubing lubing reatardfa jasfkf online poker as NOW but DESTROY SUICIDE asdnxe549sbpw49;wklsd b52 bomberman aw43u7tasaj!!!!! don't....93 sdxlwr3kxdw4tasdfsdaw4t5yspre5y4 DOn'T COME NEAR MY FOOD GRAV javajavajavjava blah blah blah nigger spic jew blah blah blah WAAAH WAAH well now, it seems we have a customer 4&&&&&& 1+2=3.0000001, or the meaning of life? Touch my inner soul when you're ready for enlightenment.

--DFD.

Wow that was suprisingly fucking hilarious at 8:20am when I got home from work and was hella tired. I was cracking up hella times.

You said hella twice.

If he said hella again, that'd be hella times.

That's hella true.

It's a Bay Area thing mostly, I've found. Everyone around here says hella, like, for hella days hella times.

I say wicked.

Wicked sick!!

I knew some kids in Tennessee who said "wizard" but that's because of the KKK.

What the hell are you guys talking aboot? GET OUT OF MY SPINE.

mantralord--;

Get out of my pants!

Sometimes it just takes a thread like this to remind how great it is to be straight.

Sometimes it takes a thread like this to remind me how great it is to make people confused whether I'm straight.

Are you gay???????

Him and Lenny are a thing.

FO REAL DOH!?.....

you have a hot sister.

Are you gay???????

I happen to be straight, but am very comfortable with sexuality in general, and find it entertaining to make people question things about me to see if their behavior changes.

Though one of my very close friends is gay and has a crush on me. Funny stuff.

... awww.

one of my very close friends is gay and has a crush on me.

are you friends with Mantra?

are you friends with Mantra?

Mantra has a crush on everyone. Everyone with a penis.

We are??!!!

I've never been in a relationshiop before...I don't have the best of luck with the girls...

It's ok baby, I'll treat you right.

I only hit you cuz I love you!