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Online Dating OMFG!!!!
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Posted 2004-08-27, 07:21 PM
My first match! Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 2004-08-27, 07:25 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Online Dating OMFG!!!!"
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Posted 2004-08-27, 07:26 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Online Dating OMFG!!!!"
Doofus_AW said:
My first match! Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
I bet the beauty can suck you real hard. Ooh, she also has a nice, long handle, I like that. I'd like to lick that, mmm...it looks so hard! That vacuum cleaner can do me any day.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 07:38 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Online Dating OMFG!!!!"
Congratulations, Doofus!
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Posted 2004-08-27, 07:52 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Congratulations, Doofus!"
You can tell shes sitting in a freekin trailer too.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 08:06 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post starting "You can tell shes sitting in a freekin..."
LOL, i want to know what website you use, they need to be sued.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 08:14 PM in reply to Ganga's post starting "LOL, i want to know what website you..."
This just makes me sad, in a pitying sort of way.

She's really at the end of her rope there, and desperately wants a relationship, while all the 13 year olds are off fucking in the back seat of a 99' Saturn...



Then again she's probably an ignorant racist white-trash biatch too, so screw her
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Posted 2004-08-27, 08:15 PM in reply to Ganga's post starting "LOL, i want to know what website you..."
Seriously,
That is the funnist thing I have seen all day. I kind of feel bad for laughing at "it". Why don't you give this dating service a try.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 08:23 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post starting "Seriously, That is the funnist thing I..."
OMFG! What a |33t pic!!!

Doofus.. I don't even know what to say.. Go to an 18 to enter, 21 to drink bar?
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Posted 2004-08-27, 10:19 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "OMFG! What a |33t pic!!! Doofus.. ..."
Titusfied said:
OMFG! What a |33t pic!!!

Doofus.. I don't even know what to say.. Go to an 18 to enter, 21 to drink bar?

Yea lol just drag me out back and shoot me now, I am a light shove away from trolling the shopping malls lol.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 10:25 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post starting "Yea lol just drag me out back and shoot..."
L.O.L. She looks like a mix of a man and a grandma. Ew. Sick.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 11:02 PM in reply to tokill.ace's post starting "L.O.L. She looks like a mix of a man..."
What dating service is this.
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Posted 2004-08-28, 12:37 AM in reply to platnum's post starting "What dating service is this."
platnum said:
What dating service is this.
eharmony.com

Apparently this is my "Soul Mate"
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Posted 2004-08-28, 12:52 AM in reply to Doofus_AW's post starting "eharmony.com Apparently this is my..."
Matched on 29 different dimensions!
So this baby seal walks into a club.
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Posted 2004-08-28, 09:31 AM in reply to ask_rabber's post starting "Matched on 29 different dimensions!"
Try to find one more site hehe so you have DOUBLE!! the matches.
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Posted 2004-08-28, 10:30 AM in reply to tokill.ace's post starting "Try to find one more site hehe so you..."
Just go to ebay.com and buy some motion lotion.

Then go to google.com and type in porn.

You'll be set with a new partner every night, and its alot cheaper














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Posted 2004-08-28, 01:37 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Just go to ebay.com and buy some motion..."
doofus try adultfinder.com ........or you can always go to www.zombo.com , you can do anything at zombocom
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Posted 2004-08-28, 01:57 PM in reply to ask_rabber's post starting "Matched on 29 different dimensions!"
Nice new sig.
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Posted 2004-08-28, 01:59 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Nice new sig."
I like Carly Patterson, she rox.

Good luck Doofus, wait do u HAVE to date her?
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Posted 2004-08-28, 02:15 PM in reply to tokill.ace's post starting "I like Carly Patterson, she rox. ..."
No, I highly doubt he has to do anything. I'd hit it though.
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