Stupid Quotes

"talk to the hand cause the face dotn wanna hear it"...ive heard so many of these retarded ssayings i could post for hours on them

"post to the noobs, cuz the admins dont want to read it" that is a really gay

"Your mom."

LMAO, funny. "If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?"

I'm a simple question, Norm. A baby could answer it. If you were a hotdog, would ya eat yourself? I know I would. I'd cover myself in mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious.

Family guy quote:
Peter:where playing texas style poker.
Bill gates(i think): aces high or low?
Peter:They go both ways
Bill Gates" he said they go both ways
Peter, Bill and two other guys laugh
Ted Turner: Like a bisexual
Peters step dad: That was the joke

/quote

Nice ones so far, heres another

"stupid is as stupid does"

whoever made this quote was either drunk or of course... stupid due to the grammar

I just did another in another chat room, the stupidest one yet for me

"welcoming is always welcomed"

I hate to dis myself, but im fricken retarded

"Eminem is cool" now this is the most stupid quote of all.