Meh, at least I'm legally able to drink alcoholic beverages around here now. I think I'll go have some more Mike's Hard Lemonade (which is clearly a hardcore beverage) JUST BECAUSE I CAN
Lightweight! Give me some Vodka and I'm good to go.
You'll notice the before college in there. Nowaday... much different story. See my post on the Liquid Heroin shot, for example. Also, 99 Apples is a real son of a bitch. Especially when you and your best friend split a bottle in 20 minutes for your birthday, and then have shitty vodka. Oh what a night.
We went through the following in one weekend. I don't remember much of it.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
You'll notice the before college in there. Nowaday... much different story. See my post on the Liquid Heroin shot, for example. Also, 99 Apples is a real son of a bitch. Especially when you and your best friend split a bottle in 20 minutes for your birthday, and then have shitty vodka. Oh what a night.
We went through the following in one weekend. I don't remember much of it.
I'm before college. I've never been into beer. In fact, I can't stand it. I've been drinking hard and heavy liquor since my Sophomore year in HS.
99 Anything is nasty. I had some 99 Bananas (I don't even like banana flavored shit). That stuff was horrible.
Haha, it's so easy to get it anywhere. I don't like Captain Morgan's, it made me sick. Well, might have been a massive hangover come to think of it, since I had 15 shots of it, along with something I like to call Southern DIScomfort. Who the hell drinks caramel liquor???