Wait till you fart, cup your hands around your asshole(literatly) and trap the gas into your hand. Then inhale the gas. It puts me RIGHT to sleep... No kidding.
Wait till you fart, cup your hands around your asshole(literatly) and trap the gas into your hand. Then inhale the gas. It puts me RIGHT to sleep... No kidding.
Okay, yeah, honestly that's one of the most revolting things I've heard in a long time. Not so much because of the actual mechanics of the situation, but because I've seen your picture, I know what you look like, and as soon as I read that I uncontrollably visualized that happening. I fucking hate you.
I CANT FUCKING SLEEP. FUCKING SHIT. I FUCKING GOT WORK IN SIX FUCKING HOURS! Its 1 AM. I layed in bed for 2 hours.
I get precisely 4 1/2 - 5 hours of sleep every day. I function perfectly with it. I try sleeping in, but cant. The longest I've slept in years that I can recall, is 6 1/2 hours, and I was tired all day from over-sleep.
Some people function perfectly under what others would consider minimal sleep... How much do you normally get?
Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...