What annoys you about your parents?

What annoys you about your parents? Mine: mom-paranoia, dad-redneck (he uses "nigger" instead of african americans and he loves his lawnmower as much as his car)

Dad: Self-serving ass.
Mom: Mopes around when I don't do something she wants me to.

Dad: Anal to the extreme. Yells at me all the time for the stupidest shit, and thinks he knows everything.

Mom: Says stupid things and annoys the hell out of me sometimes, and is constantly crying and shit (divorce), thinking she is the only one with problems... yeah, really annoying.

I love them both though.

Dad: HELLA anal. According to him, I have never once been right in my 17 years of existance. Yelling at me rules, too!

Mom: Too controlling/protective/worried.

Dad: Self-serving ass. Mom: Mopes around when I don't do something she wants me to.

I thought your pops was cool. Doesn't he play D2 with you?

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Dad: short tempered, always waits untill the last moment with everything.
Mom: bitches about everything, thinks she knows alot, judges stuff far too easily.

They have just about all the qualities I hate most in a person...

My parents are losers.

Like father like son.

Dad: Hypocrisy, always thinks he's right

Mom: No complaints, she rocks

Dad: A little strict.

Mom: Nothing.

Dad: Yells a shit load, especially when it comes to computers which he knows nothing about. Cant even turn them on, but he yells at me for being on it to long and stuff like that. Besides that he's cool.

Mom: Can get mad easily, bossy.

Dad: Aside from an incredibly short fuse, he's the coolest dad in the world IMO. I love him lots.

Mom: Dead, though she had sluttish tendancies when she was alive. I still loved her, though.

Dad: No annoyances, he's layed-back and we get along good.

Mom: Doesn't respect privacy, very anal, always suspicious, and nags alot.

Dad: Breathes too much, chews to loudly.

Mom: Dead, nothing though.

mom - over protective, tries to get me in trouble (Swear!!! lol)
dad- hes a douche bag, yells about the stupidest shit, and won't me do anything