Guys, I just got the most bizarre e-mail ever

I am Dr. M and I work for Multilingual Search Engine Optimization Inc. in Washington DC - I would like to speak with the person in charge of your international clientele. Who is my contact? Who should I speak to??

In fact, after visiting http://www.zelaron.com , I have noticed that your website cannot be found on foreign search engines (I tested it on Hispanic search engines, German search engines, Asian search engines, etc.) Our company is specialized in multilingual search engine promotions in 28 languages . From the Japanese Google to the German Yahoo, from the AOL in Spanish to the MSN in Chinese, we can show you how to develop a true international online presence by promoting your website on foreign search engines.

Let us show you how to develop a presence on the multilingual web without having to translate your website: It is not necessary to translate your website in order to submit to foreign search engines, however, you need to have at least 1 page in Japanese optimized with Japanese keywords and meta tags in order to submit to Japanese search engines, at least 1 page in Spanish optimized with Spanish keywords in order to submit to Hispanic search engines and so on...

I strongly suggest that you watch our online presentation which will explains clearly how to get top rankings on foreign search engines with only 1 entry page per language (click on the following link or copy-paste it into your web browser): http://www.mplw.net/demo

From the Japanese Google to the German Yahoo, from the AOL in Spanish to the MSN in Chinese, get users to find your website when searching with YOUR KEYWORDS in their Native language.

Please call me at ########### or email me and let's work on giving your website the true international exposure which it deserves to have with foreign native online users!!

Regards,

M, Ph.D.

Multilingual Search Engine Optimization Inc.
http://www.mplw.net
Multilingual Search Engine Promotion Services since 1999.

I took out his name and phone numbers and stuff. Was still really crazy.

post the phone # and we'll get Skurai to call as our representative.

Only if he swears to do it and finds a way to record it.

Why is it always ME???

I'll look for a way to record. But yeah, I'll do it.

My droid has an app you can use to record conversations. Perhaps you have a droid/iphone will the same app.

I don't, unfortunately.
I'm trying to find a way to do it on the computer, or with something we have around the house, but no luck. :/
I'll ask some friends for some of their tools.