From: Katie Subject: Hello, my dear!

Aloha, dear! I am flexible, open minded and very easy going www.oopsitslove.net/ I have a great heart. I love to travel I enjoy discovering new places, people, wine etc. I enjoy the active lifestyle. I like discovering new things and new places. I like to spend my free time with my friends. I am very passionate about cooking and fine dining. I enjoy music, dancing and watching films. I am looking for a man who understands the importance of trust, honesty, communication, integrity, and he respects himself. I’m looking for sincere, caring, cheerful and generous man. The one, who will be able to complete and support me in everything. Someone, who is willing to work at our future together, sharing our deepest thoughts and dreams. If any of the above mentined interests you like than let’s talk! Katyusha

My response:

How about, you suck on my dick and then we never talk again. (Unless of course you want to suck on it again, but that doesn't require much talking.) If not, fuck off and die.

99% sure she's fake. If not then I hope either 1. She wants to suck on my penis, or 2. Her plane crashes on her way to come suck on my penis.

Obligatory "cool story bro"

Specter is looking for love in all the wrong places...

I look for love in dumpsters.

I look for love at my cousins' house.

I found love at work.

You're probably the most gullible person on these forums.

Oddly, something similar happened with my friend, the other day. He got a message on facebook, and it ended up taking him to one of those "facebooks of sex!" websites, and... instead of clicking out, he actually registered and tried to long in. o.0

I know it's fake, I was just having some fun and seeing if the person who bot-spammed this message would reply with something funny.

Katyusha , lololol.

I can't tell if she's an Inuyasha fan, or a black chick.