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Shitting experiences.
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Posted 2005-02-27, 10:30 PM
Post about your shitting experiences here.

I just took a shit and it was really dark, almost black.

Would anyone happen to know why?
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Posted 2005-02-27, 10:39 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Shitting experiences."
If it's black, there's blood in it. See a doctor.
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Posted 2005-02-27, 10:39 PM in reply to Raziel's post starting "If it's black, there's blood in it. ..."
It isn't black, just dark...
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Posted 2005-02-27, 11:11 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "It isn't black, just dark..."
Shit purple before, it smelled like strawberries. (mixed with shit of course)

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Posted 2005-02-27, 11:44 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Shitting experiences."
What did you eat?
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Posted 2005-02-28, 12:54 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Shitting experiences."
I had green shit a couple of times.

Sometimes my shit is hard as stone, I dont even need to wipe my ass because it leaves nothing behind...It's like a rock falling out.
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Posted 2005-02-28, 01:14 PM in reply to undeadzombieguy's post starting "I had green shit a couple of times. ..."
God damnit.
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Posted 2005-02-28, 01:54 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "God damnit."
Erm.... uhhhh.....

My shit's normal I guess.
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Posted 2005-02-28, 01:56 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Erm.... uhhhh..... My shit's normal..."
I'm gonna take a shit in a bit. I'll report back here with my finds!
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Posted 2005-02-28, 02:33 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "I'm gonna take a shit in a bit. I'll..."
Yea i sense one coming also.

When i get my Digi-Cam i'll take some pics too!

Can i direct anyone to www.ratemypoo.com ?
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Posted 2005-02-28, 04:03 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Shitting experiences."
Alot of iron in your system will cause this.... Do you take alot of vitamins or such? My friend has to take iron pills, so his crap is always dark... So he says, i've never actually looked.
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Posted 2005-02-28, 04:32 PM in reply to khwiii's post starting "Alot of iron in your system will cause..."
Slaynish you sick fuck...I just lost 1 good cup of coffee.
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Posted 2005-02-28, 04:42 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Shitting experiences."
What did you eat?
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Posted 2005-02-28, 04:59 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Slaynish you sick fuck...I just lost 1..."
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Slaynish you sick fuck...I just lost 1 good cup of coffee.

What?

You shat it out?
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Posted 2005-02-28, 05:00 PM in reply to slaynish's post starting "What? You shat it out?"
ROFL, no...I threw up after looking at that site you posted...there's some sick shit out there, literally.
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Posted 2005-02-28, 08:07 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "ROFL, no...I threw up after looking at..."
Hence the url...
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Posted 2005-02-28, 09:04 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Shitting experiences."
Sometimes I've shit black. Other times green. Most of the time it's a healthy brown... And I'm cool with that ratio.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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er er LOL
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Posted 2005-02-28, 11:21 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting "Sometimes I've shit black. Other times..."
What colour was it on the newspaper you used to wipe yourself with?

You damn hobo.
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Posted 2005-03-01, 09:20 AM in reply to -=Rico-GP=-'s post starting "What colour was it on the newspaper you..."
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What colour was it on the newspaper you used to wipe yourself with?

You damn hobo.
Depends on if I eat uptown or downtown. Garbage bins uptown tend to have more salad-type foods, fruits, vegetables, soy products, etc, making it a greyish-brown, when you eat downtown you never know what you're going to get.

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er er LOL
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Posted 2005-03-09, 09:42 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting "Depends on if I eat uptown or downtown...."
Ok so I've been chugging ALOT of water today, cause I have a test comming up tomarrow...I've been clean for 2months though. But I figure just in case. So anyways, I've been pissing a ton of course, then tonight I had to take a crap, and litterally it sounded like I was pissing out my ass. Thats how watered down it was. And it was really really dark. But that could be from all the cranberry juice I drank...
HAHAHA. Thats sick.

Last edited by Kaneda; 2005-03-09 at 09:46 PM.
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