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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hey
You: My name is Farnoush, will you be the man for me?
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This one is too lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, I am Farnoush.
Stranger: whats farnoush
You: Will you be the man for me?
Stranger: i can be your man if you're down for taking it in the butt
You: What mean you "taking it in the butt"?
Stranger: like stick penis in butt
You: That does not sound comfortable. Allah would forbid it!
Stranger: really
Stranger: whos allah
You: Allah is my God! He is the mightiest of mighties!
Stranger: its actually very comfortable
You: I do not think so. Is unnatural!
Stranger: what about in the mouth
You: The mouth is for eating, not for the sticking in of a man's penis.
You: Allah would forbid it!
You: Is in the Holy Qur'an.
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: but vagina is okay right
You: It is as long as we are married.
Stranger: thats no fun
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And the finale:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what up biddie
You: Hello, my name is Farnoush.
Stranger: thats gay
You: I am Iranian woman
Stranger: My name is Chauncey
Stranger: Chauncey Scallops
You: I am Farnoush al-Raziz
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are u really from Iran?
You: Yes.
Stranger: cause if so i feel bad for u
You: I moved to Canada five years ago
You: Because I could not stand Iranian regime
Stranger: yeah Iran sucks
Stranger: the middle east period does
Stranger: no offense
You: I take no offense.
You: I simply try to find myself a man.
Stranger: why?
You: Because I would like a man.
You: White man.
Stranger: i thought u all werent aloud to have sex or feelings or any of that
Stranger: im a white man!
Stranger:
You: I am a virgin!
Stranger: oh well thats good
Stranger: so i bet ur pussy is tight as hell
You: What is pussy?
Stranger: dont take offense to that
Stranger: ur vagina
You: Oh.
Stranger: ur downstairs
You: I do not think much about my vagina
Stranger: u should rub it sometime
Stranger: all jokes aside
Stranger: it'll make u feel good
You: I do not know. Shariah law is against that.
Stranger: well u only live once
Stranger: trust me u should do it
Stranger: it'll feel SOOO good
You: I do not know.
You: Allah would disapprove
Stranger: my god says its ok
Stranger: so somebody's god is wrong
Stranger: so just dont look at it that way
Stranger: just do it
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 23
Stranger: cool im 21
Stranger: so a little younger
Stranger: but not too much
You: Yes, not too much.
Stranger: do u have nice boobs?
You: I do not know. But they are too big and show through my burqa.
Stranger: whats a burqa?
You: It is the traditional suit a woman of Islam must wear to cover up their bodies.
Stranger: wow really
Stranger: u sound really pretty
You: They wanted to take me from my family because they felt I was too pretty and was a bad influence.
Stranger: wow really?
Stranger: can i see a picture of u?
You: I do not take pictures of myself.
Stranger: u have to have a picture of u
Stranger: i mean come on
You: I do not keep photos of myself.
You: It is vain.
You: And I am not fain.
You: vain
Stranger: take one right now
Stranger: and just send it to me
Stranger: and then u can delete it
You: I do not own a camera
Stranger: webchat with me
You: I don't have webcam
Stranger: take a pic with ur cellphone
You: I don't own cellphone. I use landline. It is cheaper for me.
Stranger: wow ur no fun at all
You: I just do not need extra luxuries and use only what is needed and can be paid for.
Stranger: but ur 23 and have never felt up ur vagina
Stranger: thats crazy
You: I am shy and do not yet wish to taint myself for my future husband.
Stranger: that sucks
You: It does not suck for I follow the will of Allah as was written by his prophet Muhammed (AS).
Stranger: FUCK ALLAH
Stranger: i hate muslims
Stranger: u all are so full of urself
Stranger: other ppl believe in religions too
You: That is a terrible thing to say!
Stranger: we dont have all these gay rules
Stranger: blow me
You: I do not judge other people for their religion
Stranger: Muhammed was a regular guy
Stranger: i learned about him in high school
Stranger: his wife cheated on him
Stranger: thats why all muslim women have to cover up
Stranger: and not have sex
Stranger: just cause HE couldnt keep his wife happy
You: His wife did not cheat on him. That is a lie created by people who wish to slander my religion.
Stranger: ur religion sucks dick
Stranger: ur religion was the cause of 9/11
Stranger: ur religion is the reason we have so many fucking wars
Stranger: ur religion is why ur never gonna be fucking happy u fucking idiot
You: That is a terrible thing to say. My religion did not cause the terrible tragedy of 9/11. Fanatics who do not understand the Qur'an did.
You: And I am very much happy!
You: I do not live under oppressive regime in Iran any more.
Stranger: look at ur fuckin country
You: And can talk to men openly.
Stranger: Iran
Stranger: what a fucking joke
Stranger: u couldnt talk to men there?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cause the leaders there are insane
Stranger: cause of ur fucking religion
You: They are terrible men who do not understand the Qur'an and twist its word to justify their own selfish ends.
Stranger: yeah well maybe the Qur'an is just bullshit period
You: I have never seen a penis before.
Stranger: yeah and thats fucking awful
Stranger: u would feel so much pleasure
Stranger: but ur gonna let that slip away
Stranger: ur vagina is only so useful for so long
You: Not if I marry the right man! I wish to marry a white man with a big penis who will keep me happy at all times. I just will not marry or touch myself until then.
Stranger: what is a big penis in ur opinion
Stranger: how long
You: I do not know. I have never measured penis before.
Stranger: ive got a long one
Stranger: id love to put in between ur huge titties
You: How big is your penis?
Stranger: 8 inches
You: That seems like it would be big!
Stranger: it would be
Stranger: id love to shove it in ur tight iranian pussy too
Stranger: and show u how a real man takes care of a woman
You: That sounds promising!
Stranger: id eat ur pussy too
Stranger: get my tounge all up in ur vagina
Stranger: spread ur legs and just put my dick deep inside of u
Stranger: u'd be screaming
Stranger: and id be feeling on ur huge titties
You: That sounds like it would be wonderful time
You: But what about the teeth in my vagina?
Stranger: id just stick my tounge
Stranger: not my teeth
You: No, no, my mother told me girls have teeth in their vaginas until the day they marry.
Stranger: ur mom lied pretty much
You: Oh.
Stranger: so yeah
Stranger: thats that
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