Mine is from the movie:

Some lady is in bed and a stork fly's into the room and the lady is like omg is that a baby?
The stork opens up the bundle and its a red lightbulb, he pops it into the lamp and says in a deep voice: "Baby, were gonna make the baby." and then procedes to put on some porno music on the radio.

That scene had me laughing my ass off.