Wait a minute...I do that! You copy cat! How darest thou! Eat thy corn fishmonger! I challenge thee to a duel! Dawne atte the Inne. Dost thou accepte?

And so on and so forth...

Welcome to the club boyo! Please enjoy your stay. In case of an emergency, the fire escapes are painted on the walls to your left and right. The suicide machine is in the corner behind you. If you need anything else, please don't hesitate to press the BIG RED BUTTON THAT SAYS DO NOT PRESS! Thank you.