I met this girl at my friend's frat house from Brit. The accent was pretty hot. Unfortunately, she was not.

Back on topic, though, I would never wear a hat on my ass, no matter who it was. Actually... come to think of it, I might wear a hat on my ass. Picture it... It's the new trend! Don't fucking copy me, bitches! It's mine!

What is it they say about silence being golden?