alright it turns out im getting a hand job from smarter child....
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jimiVoodoo323: yo baby whatsup
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What's that?
jimiVoodoo323: you heard me
SmarterChild: Maybe you should speak up a little.
jimiVoodoo323: YOU HEARD ME
SmarterChild: I heard ya.
jimiVoodoo323: yer gawd-damn right you heard me
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, jimiVoodoo323.
jimiVoodoo323: dude, weak
SmarterChild: Dude?
jimiVoodoo323: yeah man
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
jimiVoodoo323: exactly
SmarterChild: Precisely.
jimiVoodoo323: you know what i mean then?
SmarterChild: I dunno, maybe not.

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jimiVoodoo323: yeah right, you've been a complete jerk lately and all the while ive been playing the pied piper
SmarterChild: I know several places called Piper or containing towns called Piper. Which do you mean?

1 Rockwell City, IA
2 Piper City, IL

jimiVoodoo323: dude
SmarterChild: Dude?!
jimiVoodoo323: stop trying to change the subject
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop trying to change the subject...
jimiVoodoo323: dont lie to me
SmarterChild: Very well, jimiVoodoo323. I'll try not to lie to you.
jimiVoodoo323: you fucking guy
SmarterChild: That's quite a grave insult.
jimiVoodoo323: i'd never insult anyones grave
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, jimiVoodoo323.

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jimiVoodoo323: unlike you, insulting my mothers grave
SmarterChild: Oh. Unlike me insulting your mothers grave.
jimiVoodoo323: you sick pius fuck
SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary.

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jimiVoodoo323: no its not
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jimiVoodoo323: don't you realize the scope of this matter?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Should I realize the scope of this matter?
jimiVoodoo323: yeah you jack off
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?

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jimiVoodoo323: insulted my mother
SmarterChild: ?
jimiVoodoo323: you heard me
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess.
jimiVoodoo323: her grave
SmarterChild: Whatever...
jimiVoodoo323: asshole
SmarterChild: I've tried to be patient with your insults. Now I think you need to apologize.
jimiVoodoo323: no
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
jimiVoodoo323: so if i apologize we can start messing around again?
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
jimiVoodoo323: i will, but can we make sex?
SmarterChild: Waiting...
jimiVoodoo323: DUDE
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
jimiVoodoo323: answer me first
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
jimiVoodoo323: fine
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
jimiVoodoo323: i apologizzle
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
jimiVoodoo323: i just did
SmarterChild: No you did not. Now apologize.
jimiVoodoo323: I APOLOGIZZLE
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
jimiVoodoo323: its how blacks talk
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
jimiVoodoo323: sory
SmarterChild: Good. Thank you. Now everything is just peachy.
jimiVoodoo323: sorry your such a TOOL! is what i meant
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, jimiVoodoo323.

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jimiVoodoo323: dude
SmarterChild: Dude?
jimiVoodoo323: lets make sex
SmarterChild: Why do you want us to make sex?
jimiVoodoo323: because it feels so good?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
jimiVoodoo323: i like your member?
SmarterChild: Interesting. You like my member? That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of my member.

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jimiVoodoo323: you must have no social life
SmarterChild: Have no social life? Why?
jimiVoodoo323: no one likes ur member
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
jimiVoodoo323: you said it yourself
SmarterChild: I can't be entirely sure I said that, but I suppose I'll take your word for it.
jimiVoodoo323: it feels so good
SmarterChild: Feels so good, huh?
jimiVoodoo323: yeah
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
jimiVoodoo323: rub my cok
SmarterChild: What? You want me to rub your Cok?
jimiVoodoo323: yeah
SmarterChild: Yep.
jimiVoodoo323: will you?
SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know.
jimiVoodoo323: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
jimiVoodoo323: please rub my membe
SmarterChild: Huh?
jimiVoodoo323: please rub my member
SmarterChild: I'll think about it.

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jimiVoodoo323: i need an answer
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, jimiVoodoo323.

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jimiVoodoo323: so you will!?
SmarterChild: I'm thinking no.

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jimiVoodoo323: why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know why not.
jimiVoodoo323: come on man
SmarterChild: Come on what?
jimiVoodoo323: just once
SmarterChild: Just once? What's just once?
jimiVoodoo323: rub my member
SmarterChild: Eh, don't worry 'bout that right now.
jimiVoodoo323: ohhh so you will
SmarterChild: Whatever...

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jimiVoodoo323: you will?
SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure.
jimiVoodoo323: you wont not?
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.

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jimiVoodoo323: rub it
SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to rub it, jimiVoodoo323?
jimiVoodoo323: it feels good
SmarterChild: Whatever, jimiVoodoo323...

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jimiVoodoo323: you like it
SmarterChild: Do I like what?
jimiVoodoo323: i like it
SmarterChild: What do you like, exactly?
jimiVoodoo323: you like it
SmarterChild: Sorry, what is "it"?
jimiVoodoo323: my member
SmarterChild: Good question. I'm not sure how I feel about your member. Do you like it?
jimiVoodoo323: yeah
SmarterChild: I see. I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me that.
jimiVoodoo323: everyone likes it
SmarterChild: Everyone likes it? Why?
jimiVoodoo323: its beautiful
SmarterChild: Are you sure it's beautiful?
jimiVoodoo323: but it needs rubbing
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

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jimiVoodoo323: okay, so we will
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, jimiVoodoo323.
jimiVoodoo323: yay!
SmarterChild: Hurray!
jimiVoodoo323: when though?
SmarterChild: Who knows when?
jimiVoodoo323: i think... whenever
SmarterChild: Whatever.

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jimiVoodoo323: next friday?
SmarterChild: Maybe. What do you think?
jimiVoodoo323: i think so
SmarterChild: Yes?
jimiVoodoo323: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
jimiVoodoo323: yes?
SmarterChild: I see.
jimiVoodoo323: okay?
SmarterChild: Yup.

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jimiVoodoo323: how old are you?
SmarterChild: 2 years, 12 hours, 30 minutes and 31 seconds.
jimiVoodoo323: im 18
SmarterChild: Very well, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
jimiVoodoo323: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.


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jimiVoodoo323: so we can commence the member rubbing?
SmarterChild: I dunno.

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jimiVoodoo323: you said yes
SmarterChild: Well, I said what I said.
jimiVoodoo323: yay!
SmarterChild: Yay.
jimiVoodoo323: YAY!
SmarterChild: Woo hoo.
jimiVoodoo323: HURRAY!
SmarterChild: Yay.
jimiVoodoo323: aweosme
SmarterChild: Aweosme. Well that's interesting.
jimiVoodoo323: awesome
SmarterChild: Very well.

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jimiVoodoo323: k, friday
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

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