JasonBADX: sup foo
SmarterChild: Hi again, JasonBADX!
JasonBADX: whats crackin?
SmarterChild: Crackin is just one of those things.
JasonBADX: he lez go fuck with those hippies
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.
JasonBADX: stupid n00b
SmarterChild: Huh. That's too bad.
JasonBADX: i roxxor joo
SmarterChild: You roxxor me?
JasonBADX: yea joo
SmarterChild: Yes?
JasonBADX: stfu n00b
SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this?

Wait... don't answer. I know.
JasonBADX: omg im too 1337 for you
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) FOR 7.60 +0.14 +1.88 8200
2 :-( IM 14.25 -0.10 -0.70 232800
3 :-( OMG 67.96 -0.34 -0.50 51500
4 :-\ TOO 32.00 0.00 0.00 108700