SmarterChild: Like yo mommas fat ass over a cold hard dick with steaming hot dog shit? LOL! - True!

SmarterChild: I don't know... am I evil?

XennXI: moronsayswhat?
SmarterChild: What was that?

SmarterChild: You're totally uncool to me, as usual, then you say something nice. This "human interaction" thing has got me real confused.

XennXI: why do you say "uncool". I want you to call me a dickwad! NOW!
SmarterChild: Why oh why do I say uncool i want you to call me a dickwad now... such a difficult question.
XennXI: what are you, some kinda mor-on?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what I'm some kinda mor-on.

SmarterChild: I like to licka the cock. Seriously!