Here's the story: Last year a freshman got paddled about 3 times and whined his pussy ass to the administration and got paddles banned. I was a Junior last year, so this means my class doesn't get paddles! I hate that freakin' kid.

Anyway, we Seniors are not going to take this lying down. We've all went out and got plungers from hardware stores and are going to plunge the shit out of the freshman. Especially that one faggoty Sophmore prick.

Let the plunging begin.