I can speak Germna, too a certain extent. Hey Sov, if you ever go to Germany, you might do well to remeber this:

(input number here) Bier bitte --> _______ Be-er bitt-er.

Numbers:

eins - one --> heinz, without the h
zwei - two --> s-vi
drei - three --> dry
vier - four --> f-ear
funf - five --> fun-f
sechs - six --> sex
sieben - seven --> sea-ben
acht - eight --> arct
neun - nine --> noyn (as in the middle of annoying
zehn - ten --> sane (is in not insane)

Have fun getting pissed off your arse in German. Btw, he weird thiungs after, are how you pronounce them.