What is the most memorable time when someone tired to bm you but failed miserably.

I was in a duel game this morning and a sorc comes. she hosts me and before i have a cahnce to go get my resist gear she kills me. K thats a fair kill. I go to get my body and she nk's me. SO when I get my body back, i put on my resist gear and decied to return the favor. She was ezpk. SO she yells "BRB TO OWN YOU VAN" " YOU NIGGER". At this point im thinking, "Oh yay, shes bringing a noobie necro". And what do you know, IT WAS! He hostiles me and i go put on my zak/astreons. He gets raped and all ofa sudden starts talking shit like "Come to act 2". Well after him whining I go to act two. We duel, and again i kick the shit out of him. Now heres the best part, HES SPAMMING "WHY SO OWNED" as im pumeling his ass! THEN, when i tell him come get killed baby necro, he says "OMG OWNED! G_G". And thats all he spammed the rest of the game until i squelched him and went out and got my breakfast.

Your stories?

EDIT: btw his necros name was B_Oss or something.