Hahahahaah! Great link actually!

The half-naked guy: Okay, this is a problem. Just because he’s pretty stacked, the half-naked guy feels that it’s perfectly acceptable to wander around in his towel until he’s damn well ready to put some clothes on. Unfortunately, he must not be familiar with towels as you and I know them. His choice is a smaller version, more of a washcloth than anything. This makes catching a glimpse of the ol’ scrotum not only a possibility, but also an expected occurrence.