ha ha ha ha! Baptists aren't more Christian than Catholics my friend. The thing is, there's not contest as to who is more Christian. But I will say this, Baptists are very anal and here's an old saying I find true: When baptists go in a liquor store, they wear trenchcoats and try to hide their faces so they can't be recognized, however, when Catholics go into said liquor store, they just wave and say "Hi"