I had a couple of friends that graduated last year and they were making fun of me because I had to go to school today. I got to thinking and came up with this:

What if one my graduated friends went back to their homeroom on the morning that school starts again. The teacher takes role and then asks if there is anyone that she did not call. My friend raises his hand and says, "You didn't call my name.."

She looks at him a little closer. "Didn't you graduate last year?"

My friend should then say, "Oh.. waiiitttt! FUCK YEAH I DID! SCREW ALL YOU GUYS, I'M OUT!" and then leave.

I would laugh my ass off. Literally. I am so going to do this next year.