We had a bomb threat when I was in middle school. The guy moved to Missouri the day it happened, but some kids said they saw him across the street with handguns.. morons. We also get dogs/police to sniff every locker, but they don't tell us about it. They're just like, "We need you all to go to your homerooms for a ..... a uhh.. fundraiser.. that's it!" -- you can so tell dogs and cops are out there.

Oh, I just remembered why that happened once. Some kids filled coke bottles with alcohol and brought 'em into school and drank them. They found out so they called in dogs to sniff for alcohol. Yeah, my school is stupid.