Step 1 instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns, or your a buns hole. Step 2 instead of shit say poo, like bull poo, poo-head, and this poo is cold. Step 3 on bitch drop the t, cause bich is latin for generousity. Step 4 don't say fuck anymore, cause fuck is the worst word that you can say, so just say the word m-kay.