i smell spam.... w/e but ya u know you can buy Potassium Permagnate and build fire bombs cause u own fish (off topic but ya)...
Wut the hell is an oscar .. post like a pic or something... never heard of one. (also why dont u just get like 10 guppies nad throw um in see what happens *MASSACRE*)

one of these days im gona get up and scream "stop being stupid!" then everything would be alirght. For seriously.