Spam Broom Tube

-1 - 4 Damage
+10000% to damage
Ignore traget's defense
+9000 to attack rating
Hit causes monster to laugh hysterically
All damage is reflected back to you

GFraizer's Ice Tray of Sean's Pants

45 - 84 Damage
+1 to all moderating skills
+30% to ego
Ignore target's complaints
Ethereal
Indestructable

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