You can lock this thread right after I post these, but I thought of these by myself, don't know if thy are original but I thought they were pretty damn clever:

190. Refers to their front yard as "The Blood Moor"

191. When they punches someone at school and they say it didn't hurt, they just think they aren't hostile towards each other.

192. Before paying for groceries, they ask the cashier to move them first.

I just thought these were really funny, and I had to share them. Sorry if this is like, not good that I did this, or something.

Items for trade:
Windhorn, Eagleforce, Doomfather, Grandbringer, Harlequin Gaze, Vampirecrest, Gladiator's Valor, Arkaine's Bane, and Shaftstart

Looking for Stone of Manald rings. Also, I want Hearld of Arreat and Zakarum's Face.