"You try to eat your sister to gain more psionics"

"You try to use psionic storm on your physics teacher"

"You USE psionic storm on your physics teacher"

"You try to turn yourself into a building"

"You try to morph with your friend"

"You scream POWER OVERWHELMING when your in a fight

"You scream show me the money, when you see this really expensive item you want"

"You think sept 11 was an extermination of the overmind"

"You tie knives to your wrists and put on a ninja suit and think you are a dark templar"

"You put thumbtacks in your mouth and think your a hydralisk"

"When you see a bat your thankful youre on the ground"

"You go to the doctor thinking you will get a larger supply of stimpacks"

Credits: Gameadvice SC forum and to their respektive writers.