describe your qualities, and flaws
keep them on the mental aspect, physical is too hard to argue (i am tall, cute and so on)

my qualities
-my handsome, charming personnality
-my sexy accent (move over sirpullido!)
-caring, helpful, confidence

my flaws
-lazy as a bitch
-can be a little too dependent sometimes
-commitment

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow when intact to your miserable body.