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(07:38:12 PM) FU2News: Hello, sir. May I have a moment of your time?
(07:38:23 PM) Master Kagom: Possibly. What're you selling?
(07:38:23 PM) FU2News is now known as FU2News.

(07:38:38 PM) FU2News: I'm not selling anything! I am just here for a simple interview.
(07:38:50 PM) Master Kagom: For what purpose is this interview and do I know you?
(07:39:06 PM) FU2News: How would you know me, sir? I am a simple interviewer trying to make ends meet.
(07:39:11 PM) FU2News: And the purpose is for africa.
(07:39:23 PM) FU2News: We are trying to raise enough surveys for obama to pay for our cause.
(07:39:38 PM) Master Kagom: What cause is that?
(07:40:02 PM) FU2News: Flyswatters For the Youth. FFY.
(07:40:15 PM) FU2News: We are attempting to get flyswatters for all starving african children.
(07:40:18 PM) Master Kagom: Bully!
(07:40:23 PM) FU2News: Sir?
(07:40:27 PM) Master Kagom: Children need flyswatters.
(07:40:32 PM) Master Kagom: Especially the starving African children.
(07:40:42 PM) FU2News: May I please start my interview?
(07:40:46 PM) Master Kagom: And I meant "bully" in a positive term.
(07:40:54 PM) Master Kagom: Only if you disclose how you came across this username.
(07:41:11 PM) FU2News: I saw you glancing at african american children up for adoption.
(07:41:24 PM) FU2News: And I figured that if you wanted a child, you would like them flyless.
(07:41:30 PM) Master Kagom: I am afraid that you are lying. I have never looked at any child for adoption.
(07:41:45 PM) FU2News: That's not what Mr. Greeks information told me.
(07:41:50 PM) FU2News: You are on his adoption curious list.
(07:42:27 PM) Master Kagom: Yet I have not looked at children for adoption, either leisurely or seriously.
(07:43:08 PM) FU2News: Have you looked at children in general? Perhaps our database dribbles over into child pornography. I am not sure how everything works now a days.
(07:43:39 PM) Master Kagom: I have not. Child pornography is detestable.
(07:44:01 PM) FU2News: Your big words tell me that you are ready for this survey.
(07:44:07 PM) FU2News: May we?
(07:44:41 PM) Master Kagom: Not until you disclose how you came about my username.
(07:44:52 PM) FU2News: I've told you once. I've told you twice.
(07:44:59 PM) Master Kagom: You've not told me the truth.
(07:45:01 PM) FU2News: I only get my information from my boss, sir.
(07:45:29 PM) FU2News: I see that you're a Master?
(07:45:36 PM) FU2News: Does that mean you'd make a good father figure.
(07:45:39 PM) Master Kagom: I am a master of only myself.
(07:45:56 PM) FU2News: I think you'd be a wonderful parent. If you'd only own up to the fact that you're interested.
(07:46:19 PM) Master Kagom: I never said I was disinterested in raising a child, only that I was not looking at adoption.
(07:46:29 PM) FU2News: Is it because they are african, sir?
(07:46:50 PM) Master Kagom: Hardly.
(07:46:54 PM) FU2News: I understand. I don't enjoy purchasing grape soda at my local retail store.
(07:47:36 PM) FU2News: Well, I see this interview is going to come to a close. I hope you have a lovely night. And remember. Nichi`kami`ka is a person too.

Uh.
Okay then. CP??? O_o

"And I figured that if you wanted a child, you would like them flyless."

That is a great point. I don't really think many people outside of the frog-human hybrids would be too into a fly swarmed child.

I was impressed myself. I was giggling the entire time once he started going on about flyswatters.

That reminds me, I have Skype now, on my laptop.

oh hell no ....... now we're gonna hear about your sex chats now aren't we?

No, Kagom just wanted me to do something on Skype a while back, I think... and the closest thing to happen on Skype that was dirty was her asking me to-uhh... well... y'know.

It's a good cause. He could have been a bit more subtle on the child porn and racism accusations though.

Your big _____ tell me that you are ready for this _____.