I hate when..
 

You wake up in the morning and go to take a piss. Yet, the fashion in which you grasp your member creates an optical illusion.. and instead of pissing straight into the bowl, your aiming for left field.

Mine is rotated about 15 degrees to the left.
When I wake up and grab it funny, I usually piss on my hand by mistake. Then I'm like "f*ck" and wipe it on a towel and then I notice it's on my underwear and I'm like "F*****ck..." and then I take off my underwear, get done with bussiness, get some new underwear, and by the time it's all over, I'm fully awake. And in a pretty bad mood.

I hate it when...

I go to read a thread. It starts off fail, but then I give it a chance to resurrect itself and it ultimately falls so far off the cliff of Mount Retard that it will never again have the chance to entertain.

I hate when men are too lazy to lift the fucking toilet seat to take a piss and piss all over the seat.

This pisses me off too. I knew a kid who would purposefully piss on on the seat just to piss people off.

That's just gross... :o

I encountered this today. I wanted to punch the doofy kid that did it.

when i go to public bathroom i pee on floor just to spite cleaning 'person'

I piss on peoples faces. =_=

My roommate does it. I've told him so many times to either lift the seat or clean up after himself it's not funny. And here I thought the stereotype for gay men were that we were all cleaner.

dont kid yourself KJ, gay men are filthy animals

Do you sit down to piss to bring out the feminine side in you?

I always through of KagonJack as the pitcher, not the catcher. :o

Have you seen that KFC commerical where at the end the little black boy asks the little white boy, "Can your mom pitch too?"

Lol, no.

Lately I've been peeing on my right foot by accident...