U.S. looking into phasers, lightsaber next on list
 

http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/21...y-guns-nuclear

Set em to stun!

They could use them for torture effectively I'd say.

So it's like a microwave gun. *points at bag of un-popped popcorn* *waits 10 seconds* *eats popcorn*

Mmmmm.....popcorn.....*drool*.

ISO: salt

And that cheese that you put on top. That shit owns.

Ew. Butter and salt are the only things allowed on my popcorn. No cheese. No jizz either.

Rgr that. And I'm not really a fan of butter... I mean, I might be, but whenever I say, "Just a little butter," they pick up the butter squirter, take the lid off, and dump the entirety onto my popcorn.

Butter??

And you've got to put your own butter on??

Here we can choose from plain, salted, buttercream and/or toffee...and they all come ready done!!

Well yeah, but that kind is more expensive.

Surely it's not that much? Last time I got some it was only something like £1, £1.50 for a big bag!!

Compared to about $0.50 for a bag of microwavable popcorn, that's a lot.

I see that you have been to the movies with mantra, eh?